Super Mario Kill Bill

BA Project day?

Whao so hardworking. Doing Basic Animation leh. So serious... Any back view photo.???haha...
kAo.... Sit on my bed some more. Randy you are cracking my bed. oOp...

Say cheese.... hey hey..wad's that shinning stuff on the left..?

Wanted!!

* Name: Hone Tze Yang

A.K.A: Yang Meh Meh

Wanted for illegally downloading gaming software, and taking the lead in playing computer game in class without permission.

Note: Known to disappear for weeks, very elusive, hence the high reward.

** Name: Randy Chng

A.K.A: Monkey Chng, Gay Chng, Anal Chng

Wanted for broadcasting of "Fish" clips in class, and jointly guilty with the group in playing games in class... And of course for being GAY.

Note: Is armed (???), considered highly dangerous. Gals beware, Guys watch your behinds...

*** Name: Heng DengHui

A.K.A: Ah Hui, Demon Hunter, D.H, Lee DengHui, 老爸 (used by Adeline only)

Wanted for always being there when things goes wrong... in a way he is guilty of all that is comitted by the rest... and more.

Note: Possessed the innate ability to flood all those in his way with torrents of precision-engineered sarcasms more accurate than guided bombs guaranteed to leave you speechless and full of "WTF"s.

**** Name: Lionel Lum

A.K.A: Ah Lum... eh we always called him Ah Lum... and Lionel... yeap... Nod nod...

Looking for 7 actors to act in the musical "Snow White"... Also guilty of always upping the "market rate" of module assignments.

Note: Master of disguised, may come in many forms. One way to see through his disguised is to look at the height...

***** Name: Shen Sipeng

A.K.A: BirdMan, Birdie, Presi-Peng, Chee Hong

Wanted for not realising what he promised after the class voted him for the ICT president (WHERE IS MY PIZZA!!!). Guilty for showing double standard... especially when it comes to gals. Also wanted for "sneak attacking" Randy Chng by calling in birds to "Airstrike" him.

Note: Contact Jurong Bird Park if found...

??? Name: Unknown... But some called this elusive figure... Andrew...

A.K.A: Andrew, Shit-Man (In the past), Shit-King (Now...), S.K, Toilet Deity

Guilty of always being extremely late for class and for going to the toilet for half an hour despite being one and a half hours late for a two hour class. Also suspected of hiding textbook in the toilet and being member of the dreaded "Toilet Bowl" cult. Also guilty of coming up with lame excuses even my grandma wouldn't buy... and of course for being full of crap.

Note: Eh... mind you dun step in the bull. And actually... we don't prefer you sent him in to us... He's not known as S.K for nothing...

eat with FEELING!

izzit tasty or disgusting?



have u ppl watch dawn of the dead? or similar movie?

pok say lai jia liang "梨吃凉"

Much more exciting

I think i enjoy watching you guys play dota rather den i myself playing with you all. keke... I am a dota noobs. Good match today!!
-dAn say lai-

The stress will soon be over.

Nothing to say

My 2006 resolution
Gayz

DanEMan

Invitation to my house

People. . . make yourself free either on 12 Feb or 19 Feb. Because i will be inviting you guy to my house for Chinese New Year. After that maybe we shall process to HanXiong house??? Plz vote one of the date memtion above.
Dan

Bad bus conductor VS good bus conductor

Once there was a bad bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.one day a beautiful young girl, around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the bad conductor to the police, who in turn took him to the court.The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the bad conductor again didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. he decided to turn over a new leaf and be a good conductor. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The good conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The good conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

DanTheMan

Special Christmas Song

Listen to this Xmas song...It's so cool mAn.
http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

YOU.WANT.TO.EAT?

yum yum. FUCKING good - hui

New Skin

hmm.. comments pls..

i seriously think that this skin is way boring and gross..
i would be the first to op for a change..
any goers?.

jon..

hmm.. the most expensive toilet i ever seen

K Box on Thursday Night

Yo guys. we are organization a singing gathering in k box this thursday 29/12/05. So hope all of you can come and join in the fun. Even ah pok also enjoy singing. =x So what's there to be shy about.

Timing: 7pm-12am

If vote for the location:

1. Choa Chu Kang
2. Clementi

Please post your comment and update whether you are coming or not.

replys:

I prefer clementi..
but i dont mind central as well :)
date is okay with me.. but not 31
pok
CLEMENTI!!
prefer 28/12..
but if no choice den 29/12 lor..
jon..

全 Quan --- why not central area, always west side story... anyway there's my pick... what only 2 guys excluding me?

CCK

Lionel

Any gathering?

serious no one has updated the date of when they are free.. hmm..
lets see.. some of the options that we have..

1. bbq/steamboat at marina square.
2. buffet dinner at some place.
3. dinner at marche.
4. rot at home and die.
5. go to someone's place.

and guys.. please do list the date that you can make it..
naturally the event/party/outing will be at nite..
so please the the choice of your favourite event as such..

name: xxx
option: 1/2/3/blah blah

and do this by MONDAY!!

merry christmas eve and happy holidays..
jon..

Nu Ma, Nu Ma Iei - Part 3

O-ZONE :Dragostea din tei

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic
DanEman

a beauty? or a beast? lol

X'MAS gathering

guys lets do each other a favour and list down the dates of which u would be free for the gathering. the format goes like this :

name : whoareyou
dates of which i would be free : 12thdec/14thdec/18thdec

in this way we can easily sort out a date for everyone to meet. just edit the post and add ur name/dates into it. thanks.

PS : OEI DONT BE BLUR COCK LEHHHHHH IS EDIT POST NOT RE: POST THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR UR COOPERATION WANT TO GATHER OR NOT OR ALL STAY HM SUCK COCK CAN LIAO

*****************LIST********************
name: pok
date: 27-30

name: jon
date: 27dec - 30dec
(since christmas is goin to be over.. gosh!!)

name : hui
date : anyday (serious!)

My big name: Dan
Date free: 25 dec, 28 dec, 30 dec

Name: Quan 全
"Sucking cock" (yours...) at home (meaning: not joining you guys)

Name: hx
date: anyday

Nu Ma, Nu Ma Iei - Part 2 (Two bouncer]

Ma ia hee, Ma ai hoo, Ma ia haa, Ma ia haha

DONOTWATCH THEPROMISE

i just blew away $9.50 on this movie. it's a shitty show, don't even bother to read the reviews. it's largely senseless, filled with stupidity, and worse of all it is draggy. the plot is about a girl called qingcheng who made a promise with the manshen goddess when she was young that in return for true love, she would get all the good shit in the world. beauty, riches, bla bla etc. the story (which actually looked quite promising at the start ) then degrades to some stupid love triangle messed up with a freed slave trying to recover his forgotten past. the reason why i cant explain it clearly is bcos the plot is nonsensical, screwed + lame.

The only good parts abt the show are the eye candies. zhang dong jian, zhang bo zhi and xie tingfeng. The rest is shit, but actually zhang bo zhi also not very chio lah. It has got some pretty decent fighting scenes, but there are no more then 5 of them in the movie altogether, with each lasting for last then a minute.

By hui

Nu Ma, Nu Ma Iei - Part 1 (The guy in front of his camera)

Ma ia hee, Ma ai hoo, Ma ia haa, Ma ia haha

English translation:
Hello(cellphone),greetings,it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep, and I'm brave,
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.

You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.


Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.

I call you [over the phone], to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me again, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal] and I'm brave (strong),
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.

Lyrics for Dragostea Din Tei:
Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.

Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic


Dan dAn

yoohoo....

Clubbing? BBQ? Buffet? Movies? K-Box? Pool? Stream Boat?
So jus make urself free on 23 Dec 05 Friday.

Dan e mAn

System Analysis Proposal

posted by - hui

Here goes again...

Lets take a look at our shit king.. look gd, right? haha....

Sipeng, surprise

You are caught red handed. This is our ICT President. Den where is VP? To be continue......

By jiAn

23rd Singapore river Regatta 2005 result

23^RD SINGAPORE RIVER REGATTA 2005

(26^TH NOVEMBER 2005, SATURDAY)

EVENT 2: National Championship Women (Yellow) 10 crew Heat 2 11.05am
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	SAFRA National Service Association	1	1.53.09
TWO	2	Canadian Association of Singapore “A”	5	1.56.65
THREE	3	National University of Singapore “A”	3	1.54.50
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “B”	4	1.55.18
FIVE	5	SeaHawk Sports Club	2	1.54.48

EVENT 6: National Championship Women (Red) 10 crew Heat 4 11.30am
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	National Junior College “A”	1	1.47.36
TWO	2	KIYAH! Strategic Fitness Solution “B”	4	1.55.93
THREE	3	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	3	1.55.75
FOUR	4	National University of Singapore “B”	5	1.59.27
FIVE	5	Singapore Civil Defence Force	2	1.49.83

EVENT 9: National Championship Men (Green) 20 crew Heat 1 11.50am
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	National Junior College Alumni	1	1.24.79
TWO	2	CHARGE	4	1.36.15
THREE	3	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “B”	3	1.35.29
FOUR	4	British Chamber of Commerce	5	1.40.56
FIVE	5	National University of Singapore “B”	2	1.28.69

EVENT 10: National Championship Men (Red) 20 crew Heat 2 11.55am
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Nanyang Technological University “B”	1	1.25.22
TWO	2	Temasek Polytechnic “A”	3	1.25.44
THREE	3	Nanyang Polytechnic	4	1.26.15
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “C”	2	1.25.33
FIVE	5	SeaHawk Sports Club	5	1.26.92

EVENT 15: National Championship Men (Green) 20 crew Heat 4 12.30pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Titan Association	4	1.29.45
TWO	2	Singapore Polytechnic Alumni	3	1.29.30
THREE	3	National University of Singapore “A”	1	1.28.72
FOUR	4	ITE	2	1.29.01
FIVE	5	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “D”	5	1.29.58

EVENT 21: National Championship Men (Green) 20 crew Heat 7 1.10pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Aljunied Kembangan CDC	4	1.29.44
TWO	2	Austcham	1	1.27.99
THREE	3	Nanyang Junior College	3	1.28.79
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	2	1.28.39
FIVE	5	NIL	-	-

EVENT 26: Tertiary Men (Yellow) 20 crew Heat 1 1.40pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	National University of Singapore	4	1.29.90
TWO	2	Singapore Management University	5	1.34.96
THREE	3	Singapore Polytechnic	3	1.29.78
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic	1	1.28.43
FIVE	5	ITE	2	1.29.43

EVENT 32: National Championship Mixed (Green) 20 crew Heat 3 2.10pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Singapore Paddle Club “B”	2	1.31.59
TWO	2	Canadian Association of Singapore “B”	1	1.30.85
THREE	3	St Patrick’s Society of Singapore	5	1.39.28
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “B”	3	1.37.20
FIVE	5	National University of Singapore Alumni	4	1.38.04

EVENT 36: National Championship Mixed (Red) 20 crew Heat 4 2.40pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	PA Sea Sports Club	2	1.35.04
TWO	2	Macau Clube de Canoagem “Baia Do Mar”	4	1.35.70
THREE	3	Temasek Polytechnic “B”	3	1.35.47
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	1	1.34.61
FIVE	5	NIL	-	-

EVENT 40: Tertiary Women (Red) 10 crew Heat 2 3.05pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Ngee Ann Polytechnic	2	1.59.05
TWO	2	Temasek Polytechnic	1	1.55.75
THREE	3	National University of Singapore	3	2.02.01
FOUR	4	NIL	-	-
FIVE	5	NIL	-	-

23^RD SINGAPORE RIVER REGATTA 2005

(27^TH NOVEMBER 2005, SUNDAY)

EVENT 7: National Championship Men (Green) 20 crew Semi-Final 2 1.10 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	National University of Singapore “A”	1	1.26.92
TWO	2	Police Sports Association	2	1.27.16
THREE	3	Nanyang Technological University “B”	3	1.27.78
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	4	1.28.48
FIVE	5	Canadian Association Singapore	5	1.28.75

EVENT 8: National Championship Men (Red) 20 crew Semi-Final 3 1.15 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	ITE	4	1.29.10
TWO	2	Singapore Paddle Club	2	1.28.82
THREE	3	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “C”	3	1.28.83
FOUR	4	Singapore Civil Defence Force “B”	1	1.28.55
FIVE	5	Nanyang Junior College	5	1.29.25

EVENT 18: National Championship Mixed (Yellow) 20 crew Semi-Final 3 2.25 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Nanyang Polytechnic	1	1.32.88
TWO	2	Singapore Paddle Club “B”	3	1.33.44
THREE	3	National Junior College Alumni	4	1.33.57
FOUR	4	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	2	1.33.40
FIVE	5	Singapore Carl Duisberg Association (German Dragon)	5	1.34.27

EVENT 22: Tertiary Men (Green) 20 crew Final 2.55 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Nanyang Technological University	1	1.27.71
TWO	2	ITE	3	1.28.16
THREE	3	Ngee Ann Polytechnic	2	1.28.01
FOUR	4	Temasek Polytechnic	4	1.29.26
FIVE	5	Singapore Polytechnic	5	1.29.59

EVENT 26: National Championship Mixed (Red) 20 crew Plate Final 3.25 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Nanyang Junior College	2	1.31.81
TWO	2	National Junior College “A”	1	1.31.43
THREE	3	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	4	1.32.12
FOUR	4	Singapore Paddle Club “A”	3	1.32.09
FIVE	5	Singapore Paddle Club “B”	5	1.33.21

EVENT 28: Tertiary (Women) (Yellow) 10 crew Final 3.45 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Ngee Ann Polytechnic	4	1.59.79
TWO	2	Temasek Polytechnic	1	1.56.58
THREE	3	Nanyang Technological University	2	1.57.11
FOUR	4	ITE	3	1.57.98
FIVE	5	National University of Singapore	5	2.00.96

EVENT 36: National Championship Women (Yellow) 10 crew Minor Final 5.00 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	Singapore Carl Duisberg Association (German Dragon)	1	1.56.77
TWO	2	Nanyang Junior College	3	1.57.45
THREE	3	Police Sport Association	2	1.57.01
FOUR	4	Nanyang Technological University “B”	5	2.04.37
FIVE	5	Nanyang Polytechnic “A”	4	2.00.76

EVENT 40: National Championship Men (Green) 20 crew Plate Final 5.20 pm
LANE	BOAT	TEAM	POSITION	TIME
ONE	1	SAFRA National Service Association	1	1.27.42
TWO	2	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “A”	2	1.27.60
THREE	3	KIYAH! Strategic Fitness Solution	5	1.31.76
FOUR	4	Canadian Association of Singapore	4	1.31.72
FIVE	5	Ngee Ann Polytechnic “C”	3	1.31.37

By Dan