Wanted!!

* Name: Hone Tze Yang

A.K.A: Yang Meh Meh

Wanted for illegally downloading gaming software, and taking the lead in playing computer game in class without permission.

Note: Known to disappear for weeks, very elusive, hence the high reward.

** Name: Randy Chng

A.K.A: Monkey Chng, Gay Chng, Anal Chng

Wanted for broadcasting of "Fish" clips in class, and jointly guilty with the group in playing games in class... And of course for being GAY.

Note: Is armed (???), considered highly dangerous. Gals beware, Guys watch your behinds...

*** Name: Heng DengHui

A.K.A: Ah Hui, Demon Hunter, D.H, Lee DengHui, 老爸 (used by Adeline only)

Wanted for always being there when things goes wrong... in a way he is guilty of all that is comitted by the rest... and more.

Note: Possessed the innate ability to flood all those in his way with torrents of precision-engineered sarcasms more accurate than guided bombs guaranteed to leave you speechless and full of "WTF"s.

**** Name: Lionel Lum

A.K.A: Ah Lum... eh we always called him Ah Lum... and Lionel... yeap... Nod nod...

Looking for 7 actors to act in the musical "Snow White"... Also guilty of always upping the "market rate" of module assignments.

Note: Master of disguised, may come in many forms. One way to see through his disguised is to look at the height...

***** Name: Shen Sipeng

A.K.A: BirdMan, Birdie, Presi-Peng, Chee Hong

Wanted for not realising what he promised after the class voted him for the ICT president (WHERE IS MY PIZZA!!!). Guilty for showing double standard... especially when it comes to gals. Also wanted for "sneak attacking" Randy Chng by calling in birds to "Airstrike" him.

Note: Contact Jurong Bird Park if found...

??? Name: Unknown... But some called this elusive figure... Andrew...

A.K.A: Andrew, Shit-Man (In the past), Shit-King (Now...), S.K, Toilet Deity

Guilty of always being extremely late for class and for going to the toilet for half an hour despite being one and a half hours late for a two hour class. Also suspected of hiding textbook in the toilet and being member of the dreaded "Toilet Bowl" cult. Also guilty of coming up with lame excuses even my grandma wouldn't buy... and of course for being full of crap.

Note: Eh... mind you dun step in the bull. And actually... we don't prefer you sent him in to us... He's not known as S.K for nothing...